ADVENTURES WITH FURPERSON

Covid can suck it like Byron. I’m out of here.

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After a few years ‘finding myself’, mostly in the mirror, it’s once again time to let the world bask in the glory that is Furperson.*

So… strap yourselves in and prepare to feel the Gs as my humans and I set sail for South America. Again.

*Some of you may know me as Furby. I am now to be known as Furperson because a. my humans are super-cautious (that is, afraid of the intellectual property tyranno-lawyers in the megacorp known as Hasbro), and b. who wants to be caged by the cis-patriarchy, man.

Here’s a quick recap of my previous adventures…

Touching base with my peeps in the Cinque Terre, 2018.

Sticking it to Byron in Porto Venere, 2018.

Ahh, Portofino. Just like me: sweet, petite and ludicrously expensive.

Antwhotica, 2019. Yes, I was cold.

Argentina, New Year’s Eve, 2019. Those capybaras can really hold their booze.

Stay tuned, my dedicated fanpersons. Flaps down and chocks away on Easter Sunday.

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